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I sexually Identify as an Orange Juice™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being opened and dropping cold pulpy loads on unquenched tongues. People say to me that a person being an Orange Juice is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a plastic twist-off cap, Polyethylene Terephthalate skin and giant Innocent™ logo on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Refreshing" and respect my right to quench from a bottle and pour seamlessly. If you can't accept me you're an OrangeJuicephobe and need to check your juice privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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MrSSFireBall
For: Not Another Needle Game
For: Not Another Needle Game
I honestly dislike NANG.
There are some positives I have to commend Geezer for first, though.
- The game's graphics are very well done and simplistic enough to keep fresh through the whole game.
- The variety of mechanics keep the gameplay fresh and somewhat enjoyable.
My enjoyment of the game wasn't all that up to par.
This is probably one of the few popular "good" fangames I dislike. It kept the gameplay and graphics nice and fresh, but if I don't enjoy the game, then I won't like it.
(Everything under here is my personal opinion.)
I wasn't a big fan of the gravity changing mechanics.. Stage 9 is the most creative but in my opinion the worst with gimmicks. I despise the telejump mechanic with a passion. I don't think it was implemented very well, and Stage 9 was the killing point for me and this game.
Graphics: 8/10
Enjoyment: 1/10
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There are some positives I have to commend Geezer for first, though.
- The game's graphics are very well done and simplistic enough to keep fresh through the whole game.
- The variety of mechanics keep the gameplay fresh and somewhat enjoyable.
My enjoyment of the game wasn't all that up to par.
This is probably one of the few popular "good" fangames I dislike. It kept the gameplay and graphics nice and fresh, but if I don't enjoy the game, then I won't like it.
(Everything under here is my personal opinion.)
I wasn't a big fan of the gravity changing mechanics.. Stage 9 is the most creative but in my opinion the worst with gimmicks. I despise the telejump mechanic with a passion. I don't think it was implemented very well, and Stage 9 was the killing point for me and this game.
Graphics: 8/10
Enjoyment: 1/10
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 70 70
Oct 25, 2015
MrSSFireBall
For: I wanna be the Strong spike
For: I wanna be the Strong spike
DISCLAIMER: Rating is without extra!
I actually really enjoyed this game! Long and simple segments, with multiple areas separated by a transition screen and a new color, testing on your ability for endurance, and it even has a few "speedrun" skips you can go for to spice things up from the intended path!
This game is very long though, it took me 30 minutes to clear the game without too many flaws.
Will update my difficulty rating and possibly my enjoyment rating when I beat it.
Enjoyment: 9/10
Quality: 6.5/10
I actually really enjoyed this game! Long and simple segments, with multiple areas separated by a transition screen and a new color, testing on your ability for endurance, and it even has a few "speedrun" skips you can go for to spice things up from the intended path!
This game is very long though, it took me 30 minutes to clear the game without too many flaws.
Will update my difficulty rating and possibly my enjoyment rating when I beat it.
Enjoyment: 9/10
Quality: 6.5/10
Tagged as: Needle
Platforming
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.8 78
Difficulty: N/A
Oct 11, 2015
MrSSFireBall
For: I wanna Sunspike
For: I wanna Sunspike
I just cleared Sunspike shortly before writing up this review, so I apologize in advance for the typos.
Where to begin?
The Kid starts off in a basic easy needle area. This start to Sunspike does not set the tone for the later game, but eases you into it.
Next area gets slightly harder and has a nice little temple feel to it.
This next area shoves itself into the game, with no transition to back it up. Maybe it was for a feeling of exiting the temple and setting foot outside. Also it gets harder. Who woulda thought?
Now, the next area is where the game actually gets hard for less-skilled or new players. The game goes for a dark, tech feel, which is really quite neat.
After you've cleared that, you enter the REAL game. Where the difficulty REALLY ramps up. You enter the futuristic areas, with neon spikes, changing depending on what stage you're in.
The final boss is IA. This is actually not where most of my hours went into. I spent around 4 hours on the final screen, and only 3 hours on the actual boss. Not to say the boss is easy, it's really quite a challenge and requires a lot of memorizing.
Quality 9/10
Enjoyment 9/10
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Where to begin?
The Kid starts off in a basic easy needle area. This start to Sunspike does not set the tone for the later game, but eases you into it.
Next area gets slightly harder and has a nice little temple feel to it.
This next area shoves itself into the game, with no transition to back it up. Maybe it was for a feeling of exiting the temple and setting foot outside. Also it gets harder. Who woulda thought?
Now, the next area is where the game actually gets hard for less-skilled or new players. The game goes for a dark, tech feel, which is really quite neat.
After you've cleared that, you enter the REAL game. Where the difficulty REALLY ramps up. You enter the futuristic areas, with neon spikes, changing depending on what stage you're in.
The final boss is IA. This is actually not where most of my hours went into. I spent around 4 hours on the final screen, and only 3 hours on the actual boss. Not to say the boss is easy, it's really quite a challenge and requires a lot of memorizing.
Quality 9/10
Enjoyment 9/10
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 80 80
Oct 10, 2015
MrSSFireBall
For: I Wanna Be WannaBe
For: I Wanna Be WannaBe
This is the sad story of our lovely friend Ario147, and his journey to become a Wannabe. After all his years of training, he decides it is time, and he sends Denferok a message asking him he can join the Wannabes. Shortly afterwards, Denferok replies, neglecting his request.
I rate this game for 1/10 for difficulty, because you need to overcome the depression of not becoming a Wannabe.
I rate this game for 1/10 for difficulty, because you need to overcome the depression of not becoming a Wannabe.
Tagged as: Special
[1] Like
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 10 10
Oct 6, 2015
MrSSFireBall
For: I wanna be the Chokochoko
For: I wanna be the Chokochoko
The kid starts off in a large room full of default blocks from most engines. To his left, is a large wall, to his right, an exit. The kid instinctively goes to the right, as there is nothing to do here in this room. The next room has a metal shaft, with spikes underneath it, and vines inside it (who knows how the vines got there, there's probably moss and mold in there as well). The kid climbs inside the shaft, and starts climbing up. This feels like an eternity to most players, until they realize that the number in the top right is slowly decreasing, and it will soon be over.
[1] Like
Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 10 10
Oct 6, 2015
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