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Paragus
For: I wanna kotaro- spike
For: I wanna kotaro- spike
The first thing that happens is you will be blinded by one of the worst scrolling grids ever made. Seriously why do people insist on still using this already horrid backdrop from K3, then finding new ways to make it worse. The one in this game is moving so fast you can barely see what the hell you are platforming. Once you actually look at the jump, if you are able to, you will notice they are all terrible generic needle jumps. Luckily the game is only one screen, but just another in a long line of horrible needle games clinging to a terrible visual style ripped from K3.
Tagged as: Needle
Visual_Challenge
[1] Like
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 55 55
Jul 27, 2015
nops
For: I wanna kotaro- spike
For: I wanna kotaro- spike
1 screen needle game with a bunch of hard jumps, not very good.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 36 36
Jul 27, 2015
nops
For: I wanna Dream
For: I wanna Dream
Excellent level design, nice production, pretty much perfect difficulty curve, this is simply a great needle game. Play it.
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 27, 2015
infern0man1
For: I wanna be the Denegeration
For: I wanna be the Denegeration
Triple jump + tomo = a really well made game; I'm not too much of a fan of the visuals or some of the segments, but overall this was really well made
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 75 75
Jul 27, 2015
infern0man1
For: I wanna destroy the 12(共同開発)
For: I wanna destroy the 12(共同開発)
I'm not going to give a difficulty rating for this because, as it stands, the game is impossible, and I don't know when Starz0r will update this again to fix the impossible segments once and for all.
Now, to start, I absolutely hate this game. I generally like the idea of collaborative needle games, but this game did everything wrong.
First of all, the way I took submissions was from the start a terrible idea: I ended up getting stages from people who pretty much had no idea how to make decent needle (no offense to any of the creators, though) and in two cases in particular the creator actually had an impossible jump in his original design (OpieOP).
Now, this probably wouldn't have been too much of an issue (aside from the special cases mentioned above (and, unfortunately, my own stage as well)) had I not gone all out in the buffs, which ended up making about a third of the game completely impossible and even worse than it already was. The few stages that were actually good ended up being ruined by my failed attempts at making this game difficult as opposed to actually being playable.
Third of all, I didn't test this. All of this could have been avoided had I been able to actually get off my ass and test my shit, even if it's just for each jump separately, because I know I can't count how many total impossible jumps there are in this game on the two hands I was given.
If I recall correctly, both Lemon and Hector made a stage for this but decided against it, saying that this would be a disaster, and they were right; I'm glad they didn't submit them, either, because I wanna touch you gently and I wanna be the Libertine would have been ruined by me being a total dipshit. (Don't take my word on it that they made it for this game in particular; it's been a long time since I did this).
In short, if you want to play it, I recommend that you change your mind, at least until Starz0r updates this. If you ask me, I won't give it out either until he does that too, because I don't want to give out anything that is just impossible.
Now, to start, I absolutely hate this game. I generally like the idea of collaborative needle games, but this game did everything wrong.
First of all, the way I took submissions was from the start a terrible idea: I ended up getting stages from people who pretty much had no idea how to make decent needle (no offense to any of the creators, though) and in two cases in particular the creator actually had an impossible jump in his original design (OpieOP).
Now, this probably wouldn't have been too much of an issue (aside from the special cases mentioned above (and, unfortunately, my own stage as well)) had I not gone all out in the buffs, which ended up making about a third of the game completely impossible and even worse than it already was. The few stages that were actually good ended up being ruined by my failed attempts at making this game difficult as opposed to actually being playable.
Third of all, I didn't test this. All of this could have been avoided had I been able to actually get off my ass and test my shit, even if it's just for each jump separately, because I know I can't count how many total impossible jumps there are in this game on the two hands I was given.
If I recall correctly, both Lemon and Hector made a stage for this but decided against it, saying that this would be a disaster, and they were right; I'm glad they didn't submit them, either, because I wanna touch you gently and I wanna be the Libertine would have been ruined by me being a total dipshit. (Don't take my word on it that they made it for this game in particular; it's been a long time since I did this).
In short, if you want to play it, I recommend that you change your mind, at least until Starz0r updates this. If you ask me, I won't give it out either until he does that too, because I don't want to give out anything that is just impossible.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 1.5 15
Difficulty: N/A
Jul 27, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna Pop Your Cherry
For: I wanna Pop Your Cherry
Complete trash.
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 0 0
Jul 27, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Promin
For: I wanna be the Promin
Very fun and good-looking fangame that I started playing a couple months ago. There are 3 stages: The first one is simple platforming, but very well-made and quite tricky at some points. The second stage is RPG-like, with a random battle system. I don't really remember too much about it, but it's nice for the most part. The third stage is a medley stage. The screens are taken from old fangames, such as Lovetrap and GB, but the taken screens are more-or-less good.
The main reason for me to like this game is the last boss. While all the bosses are well-made, the two first ones are way too RNG-heavy. The avoidance is mostly pattern, which is a relief, since you know that at least you won't get walled. There's RNG too, don't worry. All the attacks are well-made, and some are quite original. I also love the music. It's a hard, but fun and fair fight.
I really like this game. It's cute, and it's good. Would recommend.
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The main reason for me to like this game is the last boss. While all the bosses are well-made, the two first ones are way too RNG-heavy. The avoidance is mostly pattern, which is a relief, since you know that at least you won't get walled. There's RNG too, don't worry. All the attacks are well-made, and some are quite original. I also love the music. It's a hard, but fun and fair fight.
I really like this game. It's cute, and it's good. Would recommend.
Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 61 61
Jul 26, 2015
kadykunde
For: I Wanna be the Needle Satan
For: I Wanna be the Needle Satan
fun and creative needle, but fuck the water saves in green area and the roof double diamond save in red area
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 80 80
Jul 26, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna TKTU spike
For: I wanna TKTU spike
Very enjoyable needle game, from the beginning to the end. Cool visuals and music, nice design. Lots of interesting jumps, and it's not too short.
It's a fun and well-made needle game. Would recommend.
It's a fun and well-made needle game. Would recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 51 51
Jul 26, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna make the RW(共同開発)
For: I wanna make the RW(共同開発)
Nicely designed needle game. Good visuals, good musics, short and interesting. Some annoying screen transitions, but nothing excessive. Still trying to understand what do the title screen and the clear screen have to do with the game, but whatever, it's fun. Would recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 37 37
Jul 26, 2015
Delicious Fruit